​Somebody call Rick James, because that was COOOLD-BLOOOOODEDDDDDD.


Utah's Rodney Hood is a shooter at heart, so you know he has good hands. But tonight against the Washington Wizard's, after the 25-year-old two-guard was ejected in the third quarter due to receiving his second technical foul, Hood put his hands to a very different use.

​​What did the five fingers say to the phone?

​SLAP!


This sudden move by Hood was hilarious in its cruelty and impressive in its heartless nonchalance. He swung his hand with expert-level capriciousness, as if he didn't care if he even hit that damn phone at all. We're talking about a seriously half-hearted smackdown here. But smack it down he did, and for his troubles, Hood can expect a fine on top of simply getting the boot in this one.


Let us be the first to say that Rodney earned it.