​In Monday night's matchup between the Utah Jazz and the Washington Wizards, Jazz television play-by-play man Craig Bolerjack clearly had some kind of grudge with the evening's opponent.


​Because there's no other way to describe whatever the heck happened here during a brief stat break alongside color commentator Matt Harpring:

​​WHOA, Craig! We understand that 30 is much bigger than nine! That's one of the first things they taught us in school-- you know that, right?

At any rate, the veteran TV voice made his point about as boldly as humanly possible.


Just to be fair to ol' Craig, though, let's consider a potential context for the moment:

Hmm. 30 to nine could be a plausible bench scoring margin, for instance. That wouldn't be unheard of.


But listen to the clip again. Are you really hearing "bench"? ​Be honest.


Though we still would appreciate a full inquiry into this moment -- perhaps Harpring can be compelled to testify -- we know one thing for sure. Craig Bolerjack isn't lacking for passion.