First of all, let's get one thing out of the way: there's pretty much no situation in which it's OK to strike someone in the face, or even attempt to.


Now that we've squared that away, direct your attention to a female Miami Hurricanes fan who had to be ushered out of the Canes' showdown with Virginia Tech tonight due to what we can assume is excessive intoxication:

​​This is just... wow. Yikes.


What can I really say about this? The whole thing makes me terribly uncomfortable. 


One thing I will say: in a world of "Florida Man" memes, I guess we ought to add a "Florida Woman" chapter.