WHAT IS THIS GAME?
WHAT IS THIS LIFE?
AND WHO IS JOSE ALTUVE?
Answer: Jose Altuve is your daddy.
These two pennant winners are content to trade haymakers tonight in a thrilling Game 5, and things are only getting hotter. And with aces Clayton Kershaw and Dallas Keuchel both chased out of the game, we could be in for another night of bonus baseball reminiscent of Game 2, which treated us to eight-count-em-eight home runs.
What could possibly happen next? An inside-the-parker? An unassisted triple play?
We don't know anymore. We don't know anything.
And that's how World Series baseball should be.