​The Washington Nationals read your terrible game stories, and they'd like to hit the Control-Alt-Delete buttons for all of you.


Because the wind is blowing out today in D.C., and after Bryce Harper ripped a game-tying shot that needed nary a gust behind it, Ryan Zimmerman poked out a 3-run jack for the lead that popped right into the flower bed, just beyond Ben Zobrist.


And LOOK. AT. THAT. HARPER. CELLY!


Nobody's stone-faced in Washington anymore. Everyone's awake, and they've stopped worrying about the Metro schedule.


Time to get a curly W!