​And finally, we can hope that Robinson Cano has put us out of our misery.


This isn't to say that the All-Star Game in Miami hasn't been fun. It has. But we really need to be getting to bed, and extra innings of a meaningless baseball game isn't exactly what we had in mind.


Cano came up against Wade Davis of the Cubs', a pitcher he's had quite a but of experience and success against. He absolutely crushed this one, and the outfielder never had a chance.


​​Cano left New York a long time ago, but we can still hear John Sterling making this call, for some reason.


We're happy to see this go 10, and certainly don't want another tie.


We're looking at you, Bud Selig.

No. Someone win this thing, for the love of God.