There's simply no way Kevin Durant didn't get hacked here...right?
Let's assume KD's returned to Twitter with a head of steam after snagging his first ring, though, and decided to use his time to argue with some Oklahoma City tweens.
It all started innocently enough with some kiddos pressing him about visiting Universal City Walk. As you do.
KD's response was...muted but still kind of inflammatory?
yep that was me. So what. I like ratchet shit.— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
Then, however, the world started dropping Draymond in his mentions a few times per second in an attempt to get a rise out of him.
That must be why you have such a crush on draymond— Westbrook MVP (@mynameis_kaylee) June 19, 2017
oh u seen us partying at city walk after a game?— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
Or because you were hanging out with him during the wcf in 2016 instead of actually competing against him 🤷🏻♀️— Carly (@iCarlyLynn) June 19, 2017
While this is still City Walk-focused, KD seems to be keeping things in control. So what, he likes Draymond, big whoop.
That is, until some rumors from KD's OKC past got unearthed. "Rumors" might be too generous. We're talking some real nonsense. Nevertheless, KD just. Kept. Responding.
Facts. Also kd I heard you like when girls fart in your face. Did you ask dray to do that too?— Westbrook MVP (@mynameis_kaylee) June 19, 2017
No, Kevin, no. Just ignore this.
bruh really? The "fart in your face" comeback? You were doing so well.— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
He didn't ignore this.
To be fair, neither of them were doing all that well, but it certainly got weirder and weirder that KD was still hanging around this mischief as it drags on.
I mean that's what I heard from one of the hoes you screwed in okc?— Westbrook MVP (@mynameis_kaylee) June 19, 2017
Don't respond, Kevin! You're the literal Finals MVP!
what was her name?— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
Thankfully, the name wasn't revealed.
well u can't say that and not tell us a name....or is you lyin like u always do— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
..."always do"? How does KD know this rando?
I know u didn't say that because u can't hoop but you are lying about the other stuff— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
She can't hoop. KD can. End of story...we hope.
Man, KD's return to Twitter is one day deep and it's already so, so fun.